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Name:
LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:02 PM |
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Heh. Happens anytime I spend too long listening to Irish punk bands. Also when I've been drinking. *They'll never suspect I'm drunk if I speak in Olde English! They'll just assume I'm retarded!*
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jennifizzle
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:02 PM |
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gotta love a guy that uses "ye" in everyday speech. :)
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Name:
LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:02 PM |
Now? Ye were from the very start. ;) I admire pride of place. I don't ask anything much in particular of people, only that they be the best they can at whatever they do. Such a little thing to ask, don't you think? ;)
Oh, and don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I get to sleep with beautiful people. =)
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A jackass
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:02 PM |
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I hate LowbrowDeluxe, out of envy.
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jennifizzle
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:02 PM |
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haha. have i mentioned i *love* star trek and i wear armwarmers? do i get to be your dream girl now? :)
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Name:
LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:01 PM |
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Definitely a keeper.
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jennifizzle
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:01 PM |
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haha. nice. i could make some serious cash from the aliens...except i like to swallow. and why would the aliens just use a vacuum hose? they want to see the guys squirm.
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Name:
Wang Fei
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:01 PM |
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If an advanced alien race traveled to earth seeking cum, I'd think they'd have some sort of advanced alien way of getting it from men. Like a vaccum hose or something.
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TonyB
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:01 PM |
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What's the matter Colonol Sanders? Chicken?
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LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:00 PM |
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Heh. I'm a Blazing Saddles man myself.
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jennifizzle
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:00 PM |
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and how. it's good to be the king. :)
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Name:
LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 12:00 PM |
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Heh. Good movie.
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jennifizzle
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 11:01 AM |
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hehe... "hump or death, hump or death..hump death, hump death.." "oh alright, hump! *gasp*".
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LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 11:00 AM |
I'm pretty sure that one's allready been (wait for it....) done to death. *rimshot*
Which could lead me off on an entire series of even worse puns, but let's put that behind us...
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TehNeil
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 10:02 AM |
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Cum or die. anyone else hear a porn title in the making?
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jennifizzle
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 10:02 AM |
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well that's different. i'm talkin fetishless aliens here. not even boots. stupid aliens with their cum or die scenarios. *sigh*
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Wang Fei
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 10:02 AM |
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Ha! But, what if the aliens appear to be large-breasted japanese women? I know I'd just explode, and not nessisarily on contact ;)
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Name:
jennifizzle
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 10:01 AM |
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psh. ya never know when you're gonna be abducted by aliens and told to either jerk off and give them sperm to use or die. it'd be a pretty useful skill at that point to be able to get it up in such a high stress situation. oh sure, you laugh now, but just wait till you're staring an alien in the face and have your floppy wang to thank for your untimely death. *then* you'll be sorry.
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Name:
LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 10:01 AM |
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Well, not the worst masturbation story I've heard. For an endurance challenge, I suggest renting the Faces of Death movies, drinking warm beer and eating cold sausage pizza and jerking off while watching them. If you can manage that, you'll be up to pretty much anything, though I'll admit the ability to whack-off in any given circumstance probably isn't exactly a real neccesary life skill.
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Name:
Greg
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Date: Friday November 01st, 2002 10:01 AM |
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I didn't ask, because frankly, I didn't want to know.
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