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Name:
PoetExcelsior
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Date: Tuesday December 02nd, 2003 01:01 AM |
rofl!!!
But don't tell them! They're like broken records, the lot of them! It just makes life easier for men like me.
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Psykoguy
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Date: Monday December 01st, 2003 04:02 PM |
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Hey, I just noticed, nice SNL refrence in the title.
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jennifizzle
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Date: Monday December 01st, 2003 03:02 PM |
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don't worry, such a girl exists. but me? i would *never* go for no-strings-attached oral. um...yeah.
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LeperUnclean
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Date: Monday December 01st, 2003 03:01 PM |
C'mon, man. This is the internet. Somewhere out there is someone who knows absolutely nothing about stock values - ergo, somewhere out there is a chick who's thinking to herself, "Hm, no strings attached oral..."
I just, y'know, haven't found her yet.
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Name:
LowbrowDeluxe
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Date: Monday December 01st, 2003 02:01 PM |
Heh. It'd be worth another failed dot com to have that up on the board. "And in today's news: Penis is up. There's a fucking suprise."
On the other hand, as a male, you can make an ad like that to your advantage, you just have to word it a bit differently. Instead of being what you're offering, make it what you're looking for. Be sure not to be apologetic or humble about it, but also don't come across like a complete and total skeeze. If you strike just the right balance of confident retro-male throwback, the assumption will get made that you must have some reason to be so confident in spite of your flaws, and at that point you're well on your way to being her next fixer-upper-project. Having succeeded at that, anytime you remember to do something even vaguely romantic will be seen as a win for her plan to 'change you for your own good', and worth at least a quickie as reward.
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Date: Monday December 01st, 2003 02:01 PM |
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so true
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Name:
mgirl
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Date: Monday December 01st, 2003 02:00 PM |
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i hope to god that i never see you looking like that. because that would immediately devalue your penis' current value to me.
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